This Legal Notice and information about data protection and other nice things.

Who are we? Where did we come from? Where are we going?

This Legal Notice regulates the access and use of the http://flymetothemoon.es website, (hereinafter, THIS LOVELY WEBSITE), owned by FLY ME TO THE MOON, S.L. (hereinafter FLY ME), head office address Madrid (28010), Calle Monte Esquinza 24 – 1º A (Spain); N.I.F. [fiscal identification number] B-84491760; email address houston@flymetothemoon.es registered in the Companies Register of Madrid, Volume 22.019, folio 125, Entry 1. If you have nothing better to do, you can go ahead and check that it really is there. We were going to make it up, but our lawyer said NO, and we don’t argue with anyone who knows the meaning of “with your permission Ma’am”.

If you would like to contact us, you can email us at houston@flymetothemoon.es or telephone us on 917 81 25 06. By the way, Houston is pronounced “Hooston”, as in “Houston, we have a problem.” Although if you really do have a problem, unless it is to do with you company’s marketing or communications strategy, you’re probably better off talking it over with a trusted friend; it would be somewhat unusual if you told us about it when you don’t know us from a hole in the ground.

If you want to use THIS LOVELY WEBSITE, you need to have read and accepted our Legal Notice. If you do not agree, you will have to stop using it, shut down the internet, turn off your computer and begin a new life in an Amish community.

Can I use the content on THIS LOVELY WEBSITE?

If, by using, you mean you want to make yourself a bowl of popcorn and enjoy the content, well yes, but if what you want to do is take our work, steal our ideas and other mean, cruel, dastardly things, then go away and forget my name, my face, my home and don’t come back.

Now we’re going to explain it to you in legal jargon, which is terrifying: the content that we make available to you on THIS LOVELY WEBSITE belongs exclusively to us, and we’re sharing it with you so that you can read and explore it for yourself. We would like to remind you that our content is protected, and that it is prohibited to reproduce, distribute, publish, disseminate this element, or any other element of it including, but not limited to, text, images, trademarks, graphics, logos, buttons, software files or colour combinations, as well as the structure, selection, ordering and presentation of its content, without prejudice to the rights that third parties may have in relation to any of the elements that comprise our content. Oh yeah! By now we must have managed to frighten you, even if only a little.

If you consider that your intellectual or industrial property rights, your image rights, your honour or that of your family are being damaged by THIS LOVELY WEBSITE, please contact us at this email address: houston@flymetothemoon.es, and we’ll either resolve it calmly, or by a duel which only one side can win, as you prefer.

Yes, we use cookies like all other websites and yes, it’s a nuisance.

Let’s be honest: it’s a pain accepting cookies, but you don’t really know why. Just think that it’s only a little cookie, and that if you want to, you can get rid of it in under a minute, not like the whole packet of cookies you had as a snack the other day; those cookies don’t even go away after a 10-hour gym work-out.

PS: We couldn’t resist the easy joke about the cookies. We’re very sorry. We made a mistake. It won’t happen again.

Having said that, we admit we do use cookies, but there are only 2, and Google provides them to us:

Name of cookie	Duration	Description
_ga	2 years	It is used to distinguish between users.
_gid	24 hours	It is used to distinguish between users.

We could now go into endless details about the other types of cookies we have (chocolate, raspberry, technical, customisation, analytical, etc.), but it wouldn’t be true. We only have those two and they’re more Google’s than they are ours, so we’ll send you to Google so that you can check whether or not you’re happy with them: https://policies.google.com/privacy

If you’d like to know more about cookies, you can find out more here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HTTP_cookie

We will treat your personal details with great care

The only personal details we process at FLY ME are those you provide via the two email addresses we make available so that you can contact us on THIS LOVELY WEBSITE, either so that we can work with your company, or because you want to send us your CV. By the way, don’t say on your CV that you have intermediate level English; no one will believe it.

If you email your details to us at houston@flymetothemoon.es to send us a proposal about working together professionally, this is how we will process your data:

Data Protection Manager	FLY ME TO THE MOON, S.L. — NIF B-84491760. Registered office: Madrid, Calle Monte Esquinza 24 – 1º A (28010 – Spain).
Purpose	We will use your data to manage the possible professional relationship (in the form of supplying services) that may arise between our respective companies.
Legal basis	The data processing is based on your consent.
Recipients	Data will not be shared without your express consent, except under legal obligation.
Retention period	Personal data provided to us will be held while you continue to have a relationship with us, and for as long as the purpose of the data processing applies. The data will be deleted if, after 1 year, you have not contacted us.
Rights	You can access, rectify, or remove your data, or exercise your other rights, by writing to us at: houston@flymetothemoon.es

If you email us your details at rrhh@flymetothemoon.es so that we can consider your profile in potential FLY ME talent selection processes, this is how we will process your data:

Data Protection Manager	FLY ME TO THE MOON, S.L. — NIF B-84491760. Registered office: Madrid, Calle Monte Esquinza 24 – 1º A (28010 – Spain).
Purpose	We will use your data to administer your application to be considered in any selection processes that our company may have open.
Legal basis	The data processing is based on your consent.
Recipients	Data will not be shared without your express consent, except under legal obligation.
Retention period	The personal data you have provided to us will be retained for 1 year from the date it was provided.
Rights	You can access, rectify, or remove your data, or exercise your other rights, by writing to us at: houston@flymetothemoon.es

If you send us your details, we understand that you do so freely, and that you accept that your personal details will be processed in line with your consent and for the purpose for which you have provided them. If, on the other hand, someone is pointing a pistol at you, forget emails, and call the police. As we are sure you’ll understand, we have no idea what to do in these situations, but we wish you all the best.

We will guard your personal details with lookout towers and laser beams

Do you know the myth about the three-headed dog that guards the entrance to the underworld? Well, it’s based on the story of how we protect your personal data. No-one gets through! Or, to put it another way, in fulfilment of our duty to keep confidential the personal data we collect, and of our duty to protect it, we undertake to adopt the necessary measures to prevent modification, alteration, loss, unauthorised access or processing, in accordance with the terms of the General Data Protection Regulation (UE) 2016/679 of 27 April 2016 (GDPR).

My name is Iñigo Montoya. You stole my data; prepare to die

If you believe there is any problem with the processing of your personal data, you have the right to present a complaint or claim to the Spanish Data Protection Agency www.agpd.es. Although that would be really horrible. It is much better to contact us directly, and we will be delighted to help you because, deep down, we are wonderful people.

If you’ve got this far, there are three possible explanations: either you work at the agency, or you have too much time on your hands, or you’ve found the text compelling reading. We hope it’s the third of these because, although we really shouldn’t say this, we think it’s great.

Thank you.